no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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