Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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