You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
only you would photoshop your dick
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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