I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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