Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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