This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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