im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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