Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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