is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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