So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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