love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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