How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
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