Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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