I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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