id be glad to
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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