I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
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