yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
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