Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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