love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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