Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
The adults are the big ones right?
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