so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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