it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
