This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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