Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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