I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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