Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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