your thong is hanging out like whoa
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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