do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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