Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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