I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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