I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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