does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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