Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
