butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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