butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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