I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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