do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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