We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Randomize
