No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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