No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
