I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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