i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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