Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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