I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I just had sex on a roof
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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