"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
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