apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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