yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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