you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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