Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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