Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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