school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
It's never too late to be topless.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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