Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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