Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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