Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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