There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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