I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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