I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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